Antiseptic: the woman married to Uncle Septic
X-Ray: pornographic picture
Cine X-Ray: pornographic movie
CAT Scan: Imaging a patient by running a feline over their body
PET Scan: Similar to CAT Scan, except a variety of animals may be used
Perirectal: in and around a lizard or snake
Clamp: a pain in your side that develops while exercising
Ultrasound: a noise that can only be heard by dogs
Operation: A children’s game that asks the contestant to remove the “wishbone”, “spare ribs”, etc.
ICU: looking at someone
Surgeon: a large fresh water fish
Tumor: one less than three more
Carcinoma: Short for leaving one’s automobile in Omaha
Cervical: a British nobleman named “Vic” for short
Thyroid: a hemorrhoid on the upper leg
Appendix: a program for I-Phone
Kidney: part of a child’s leg
Rectum: stopping short of killin’ em
Resect: have intercourse again
Anal: to dissolve a marriage
Duct: feathered, web footed water fowl
Spinal Cord: a collection of musical notes
Lung: reaching for an object
Lymphatic: physically dependent on tree branches
Hypoglossal: not very shiny
Vagus: not very definite
Peritoneal: Two Irish brothers
Gastric: a joke performed with flatus
Parathyroid: two hemorrhoids on an upper leg
Bile Duct: to purchase a feathered web footed water fowl
Bunion: an onion roll
Metacarpal: to encounter a scavenging fish while swimming
Humerus: funny
Feel free to add to the list
